I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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