I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
