This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she looked like the before picture.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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