Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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