i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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