In the future we'll all be gay
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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