big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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