All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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