So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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