he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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