her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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