I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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