this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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