We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Dear god my vagina.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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