You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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