i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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