um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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