Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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