just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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