the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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