he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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