at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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