I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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