Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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