Sacagawea was the original milf.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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