The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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