i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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