I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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