Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And then he peed in my hair
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