i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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