Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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