As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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