youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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