Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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