nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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