He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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