Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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