They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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