Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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