I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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