I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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