Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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