she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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