I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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