"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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