Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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