she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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