Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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