they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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