i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
