that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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