the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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